Popped into a local flower shop in Mount Florida a few minutes ago, to be told of a news story I must have missed – that Alex Salmond wants to appear in Taggart! The woman behind the counter was most indignant: “You would think he would just get on with running the country…”
Still, at least Wee Eck has finally accepted that he’s just an actor. Maybe he’ll start taking seriously his role as leader of a devolved administration, and stop acting like Scotland’s prime minister. That role’s already been taken.