I feel sorry for Hazel Blears following the loss of her laptop. I know that I would be absolutely mortified if I lost mine. It doesn’t have any government information on it, but it does have my iTunes library, and I can’t even begin to imagine the embarrassment that would be caused when a member of the public handed it over to the BBC (not the police, obviously – that would be so 20th century). Apart from my Kylie albums, there’s Barclay James Harvest and Beverley Craven, for goodness sake! Resignation would inevitably follow.