An old joke, but a good one

A Labour activist is walking along a clifftop path, when he sees two people clinging by their fingertips from the edge. Turns out that one is a Tory and the other is a Liberal Democrat. So the moral dilemma is this: which one does the Labour Party member kick off first? The answer? The Tory – business before pleasure…

You can use that one if you want.

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4 responses to “An old joke, but a good one

  1. James

    Well Tom, given Labour’s poor poll ratings and dilemmas of late, the activist was probably on the cliff looking for a suitable spot to throw himself off anyway.

  2. sue

    Marx is round at Engels house for a cup of tea – after a while he needs a wee. He pops off to Engels’ bathroom, and comes back looking a bit confused – “Here, Friedrich, sweet’eart, every time I flush your lav, I hear beautiful classical music – why’s that?”
    “Ah”, says Engels “That’ll be the violins inherent in the cistern”

  3. sue – that is a top gag and I will now repeat it as my own. Thank you.

  4. sue

    well myou might like this one too…

    Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
    ….

    ….
    …Because proper tea is theft.

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