JOURNALISTS say that this is the perfect news headline:
Sex-change priest in mercy dash to palace.
Not entirely sure if it’s a fantasy headline sort of thing, or one that was acually used to describe said events.
Anyway, the Scottish edition of this morning’s Times had a headline that damn near trumps that: “Manacled Mormon sex attacker and the cloned dog“. It certainly caught my eye. The web version doesn’t have as good a headline, but if puppy cloning, kidnapping, forced sex and nude skiing is your bag, you can read the whole thing here.