DON’T worry, you haven’t missed anything. But when journalists decide there’s a reshuffle on, even the fact that it’s not won’t dissuade them from reporting it anyway.
This made me raise an eyebrow. “Latest: Brown’s cabinet reshuffle”. An odd heading considering there isn’t one, at least not yet. The story features all the latest gossip, masquerading as news. And it reveals exclusively that Ruth Kelly and Digby Jones are leaving the government. Twenty-four news, eh? You gotta love it.