TRAFFIC in every major city in the country ground to a standstill today as crowds waited with bated breath to see the result of Nick Cegg’s Shadow Cabinet reshuffle.
Daytime TV programming was interrupted as news emerged (the results of Dwayne’s DNA results had to be postponed until tomorrow) and printing of newspapers’ evening editions was delayed until the reshuffle was completed.
Apparently a bloke with glasses has been moved sideways and somebody else has kept his job. Or something.
But I’ll bet the BBC’s (correct) decision not to describe any of Clegg’s team as “Shadow” anything will annoy them.